This might not be a song but it's a rap,
You probably think it's a load of crap,
but I want to get my point over,
as I'm riding my bike on your map (map!).
If I ever told Luxaholic,
that I am an Altaholic,
it would spike up my systolic,
and make me faster than Sonic.
Yes, I did things that were diabolic and sick,
I was being such a d**k,
being quite toxic,
acting like a p***k.
You know I'm AshlandGaming, right?
That guy who said Jew Jitsu,
Now you want me out of your sight,
You think I'm intolerant to those sitting in a pew.
Well, I believe in a meritocracy,
did you just ban me as the players formed a democracy?
Why have I appealed twice?
Is it because I want a second chance to be nice?
Koalition,
I know this will fire up your ignition,
I better use my intuition,
whether you have suspicion.
Please change your decision as I've pretended to be bad at English,
I've had to pretend to be from Pakistan so me and this alt was hard to distingush,
Yes, I've acted bad in the past and I'm a bellend,
and I bet this is striking my chances like tenpin.
So please give me just a second chance,
on my alt I'm doing well and not PvPing in a horse stance,
Yes, to really show this made up foreigner,
I may have to act a little bit of a terror (but not forever).
If you ban me again,
I will just go insane,
I will just need to use another alt,
I know this is all my fault.
I'm proving to respect your rules,
not act like a few mules,
I won't do duels,
Shit, I was a fool.
I like this server, I like Convington,
even if it's a modicum,
I like all the cities
they will never be s****y.
Yes, I've been bad on other servers,
but I don't want to take it further.
If I ever told Luxaholic,
that I am an Altaholic,
it would spike up my systolic,
and make me faster than Sonic.
Yes, I did things that were diabolic and sick,
I was being such a d**k,
being quite toxic,
acting like a p***k.
I want a second chance please.
You probably think it's a load of crap,
but I want to get my point over,
as I'm riding my bike on your map (map!).
If I ever told Luxaholic,
that I am an Altaholic,
it would spike up my systolic,
and make me faster than Sonic.
Yes, I did things that were diabolic and sick,
I was being such a d**k,
being quite toxic,
acting like a p***k.
You know I'm AshlandGaming, right?
That guy who said Jew Jitsu,
Now you want me out of your sight,
You think I'm intolerant to those sitting in a pew.
Well, I believe in a meritocracy,
did you just ban me as the players formed a democracy?
Why have I appealed twice?
Is it because I want a second chance to be nice?
Koalition,
I know this will fire up your ignition,
I better use my intuition,
whether you have suspicion.
Please change your decision as I've pretended to be bad at English,
I've had to pretend to be from Pakistan so me and this alt was hard to distingush,
Yes, I've acted bad in the past and I'm a bellend,
and I bet this is striking my chances like tenpin.
So please give me just a second chance,
on my alt I'm doing well and not PvPing in a horse stance,
Yes, to really show this made up foreigner,
I may have to act a little bit of a terror (but not forever).
If you ban me again,
I will just go insane,
I will just need to use another alt,
I know this is all my fault.
I'm proving to respect your rules,
not act like a few mules,
I won't do duels,
Shit, I was a fool.
I like this server, I like Convington,
even if it's a modicum,
I like all the cities
they will never be s****y.
Yes, I've been bad on other servers,
but I don't want to take it further.
If I ever told Luxaholic,
that I am an Altaholic,
it would spike up my systolic,
and make me faster than Sonic.
Yes, I did things that were diabolic and sick,
I was being such a d**k,
being quite toxic,
acting like a p***k.
I want a second chance please.