Just a rap

[markus5]

This might not be a song but it's a rap,
You probably think it's a load of crap,
but I want to get my point over,
as I'm riding my bike on your map (map!).

If I ever told Luxaholic,
that I am an Altaholic,
it would spike up my systolic,
and make me faster than Sonic.

Yes, I did things that were diabolic and sick,
I was being such a d**k,
being quite toxic,
acting like a p***k.

You know I'm AshlandGaming, right?
That guy who said Jew Jitsu,
Now you want me out of your sight,
You think I'm intolerant to those sitting in a pew.

Well, I believe in a meritocracy,
did you just ban me as the players formed a democracy?
Why have I appealed twice?
Is it because I want a second chance to be nice?

Koalition,
I know this will fire up your ignition,
I better use my intuition,
whether you have suspicion.

Please change your decision as I've pretended to be bad at English,
I've had to pretend to be from Pakistan so me and this alt was hard to distingush,
Yes, I've acted bad in the past and I'm a bellend,
and I bet this is striking my chances like tenpin.

So please give me just a second chance,
on my alt I'm doing well and not PvPing in a horse stance,
Yes, to really show this made up foreigner,
I may have to act a little bit of a terror (but not forever).

If you ban me again,
I will just go insane,
I will just need to use another alt,
I know this is all my fault.

I'm proving to respect your rules,
not act like a few mules,
I won't do duels,
Shit, I was a fool.

I like this server, I like Convington,
even if it's a modicum,
I like all the cities
they will never be s****y.

Yes, I've been bad on other servers,
but I don't want to take it further.

If I ever told Luxaholic,
that I am an Altaholic,
it would spike up my systolic,
and make me faster than Sonic.

Yes, I did things that were diabolic and sick,
I was being such a d**k,
being quite toxic,
acting like a p***k.

I want a second chance please.

 

[Sprite]

what a legend... this rap deserves an unban imo

 

[markus5]

I know of the christmas tree.. By the way, are you on the server?

Why, thank you, @_litenerd.. <3 <3

Obviously, I care for this server and that's what I'm trying to say. I want to play on it again, even if I have to break one of the rules and that's having another alt.

But then guess what overrides that. An account is treated as one entity.. apparently. Yes, I quoted a server name but that was in a ban appeal.

 

[k871]

I think this rap should cover his ban

 

[markus5]

I think this rap should cover his ban

Hi <3 <3

 

[Koalition]

You said you respect the server rules but you continue to break them by coming online on alts. If you really wanted a second chance, you'd wait and appeal again. But seeing as that isn't the case, your chances of coming back (permanently and legally) are slim, if not non-existent.

I wanted to reply in the form of a rap song, but I'm not that creative when it comes to such things.
Oh, and your alt has been banned.

thank u, next