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TIPS TO WRITING A GOOD APPLICATION
Here are some tips on how to increase your chances of being accepted.

Tip 1 - Spell check: It never hurts to put your application into an online spell check before posting your application, good spelling makes you look more professional.

Tip 2 - Grammar: Don't use slang (e.g 'u' or 'r') or incorrect grammar as it can give an impression to staff that you are either not taking the job seriously or outright stupid.

Tip 3 - Don't over do it: Sure, a detailed application is nice but NEVER make it too long or exaggerate too much. Also, never use more than 1 exclamation mark or question mark at the end of an application.

Tip 4 - Don't get cocky: Don't put things in your application like 'I am the best' or 'others say I'd be a great <rank>'. Staff are looking for common sense and people who don't think of themselves as higher than others.

Tip 5 - Never bump or post multiple applications: If you 'bump' or make multiple applications, staff will think you are desperate for the position and impatient and likely deny you.

Tip 6 - Don't lie: Don't say you are 15 if you're 9 because if staff find out you will probably get into trouble but also you are not being honest so always just be yourself.

Tip 7 - Only relevant information: Do not post anything that is not related to the position you are applying for. No one cares about non-relevant information.

Tip 8 - Structure: Try keep an organised structure, don't let you application get all jumbled up. Keep relevant information together so your sentences flow.

Tip 9 - Know your stuff!: Don't apply for a position you have no clue about. Example: Don't apply for Hospital Secretary without prior experience as a Doctor.

Tip 10 - Re-Applying: If you already tried applying for the position, don't wait 30 days and reapply immediately. Allow your self to change!
 
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